FILM NEWS: Liberace – Romancing Will Hunting’s Stones

How there was a Liberace biopic being filmed and how I missed it, I do not know friends.

Do you know about Liberace? Do you even KNOW?

To sum up: mediocre piano player dons sparkly cape = icon born. (CAMP MATH, SON.)

Fun Fact: LIBERACE HAD HIS PARTNER GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOOK MORE LIKE HIM, LIBERACE.

Look I am as vain as the next person but that’s just effed up. What is romantic or sexy about looking into your lover’s eyes, licking your lips and murmuring, “Baby, when we get our sexy times on I it how it’s like I’m here by myself.”

Apparently this film is going to star Michael Douglas and Matt Damon. Michael Douglas. And Matt Damon. Please let us take this moment to contemplate that:

Ha ha, Liberace all's "twice as nice!" Love him.

When Matt Damn was interviewed about his role as Liberace’s erstwhile love,r rather than ask what it was like to dig past the Liberace-cliche into the pathos of a being in a long term relationship with an extreme narcissist, the reporter turned into a vaguely homophobic ten year old and was all, “OMFG you kissed Michael Douglas?!?!” and Damon responded in kind, explaining that he just closed his eyes and thought of Mrs. Douglas – Catherine Zeta What She’s Welsh I Totally Forget That Jones.