Bones Successfully Boned
It’s official, star of both Fox’s hit drama ‘Bones’ and also my heart, Emily Deschanel is totally up the duff.
It’s her husband actor David Hornsby’s kid. Oh, who is David Hornsby, you ask? And well you should, I know I did. HE IS RICKETY CRICKET FROM IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA!
Who knew? Not me.
Here’s something – David Hornsby’s voice? Very high for a dude. Emily Deschanel? Makes me sound like Snow White. Which is something. Because I sound like a burly lumberjack. Seriously, listen to me talk, you will grow chest hair. IT IS A GIFT.
Anyway I cannot wait to see how they cover up/work this in to the Bones story arch. Alexandra Hinton was all, “Medical dramas are the best for hiding babies,” and she’s right – it would be hilarious if the show straight up ignored it, but I am secretly hoping that Bones gets KNOCKED THE HELL UP.
I mean, the humor writes itself. She is autistic and pregnant. And who would the father be? Clearly we all want it to be Booth but what if like, Evil Crazed Zach Addy broke out of his hospital for the criminally insane and he and Temp went out for a night on the town and one thing led to another annnnnnd pyscho baby! Karate Chop! Hm, but knowing Bones (and I know little else) they would make it all serious and rape-y.
Man. Things it is too early to be doing: contemplating Temperance Brennan’s fictionalized rape.