Sex makes people stupid. But while we would do anything to get it, there are some things that, in the words of Meatloaf, fall into the catagory of “I won’t do that”. OR AT LEAST WE SHOULDN’T.

There’s some evil malware going around on the old facebook being all “Look, it is sexy videos of Rihanna and Hayden Pantyface Or Whatever From Heroes HAVING SEX LIKE HOW LESBIANS HAVE! A VIDEO! DOWNLOAD IT! TOUCH YOUR DINGLE! IMAGINE YOU ARE ON A CLOUD WITH THEM AND ALSO SOME SEXY LESBIAN MY LITTLE PONIES AND EVERYONE IS HAVING A BOOBIE FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO SCHNORGLE YOUR TOOTLE FIRST.

Honestly? If you are moved to click this, you deserve what you get. Now excuse me as I go try to save my Mac from this scareware and then hang my head in shame while moaning, “But who will clam slam with Puddin’ Princess The Pegasus now?”