I love two things. Gossip and Prime Numbers. ( Also cheese, but that is not pertinent at this juncture.) To that end, I have decided to gather up the day’s prime entertainment and cultural gossip and present the top 3 items – GET IT? BECAUSE THREE IS A PRIME NUMBER! AMERICA! FIRE WORKS! CHEESE!
1.) Anthony Weiner finally resigned. A world of copywriter’s just sighed and put away their thesauruses, maybe a bit wistful, but immensely relieved. Weiner’s Final Bell Donged.
2.) ZOMG Dave Chapelle is putting together a new show! And it’s gonna cost monies and be on the internet. Chapelle: ushering in a new age of wed broadcasting….maybe? I love this guy, and I hope it works. Also, dong. Just because I like to say dong on the internet.
3.) Oh Hef. Crystal Harris his 25 year old fiance left his aged ass – but not before her Playboy pictorial went to press. Hugh ran with it – probably someone else did the running because he is old – YAY FOR AGEISM JOKES! It’s now being sold as the runaway bride issue, which, gross. Also I hate Julia Roberts.