Robert Pattinson Cries During Sex
Oh man. I kinda feel like maybe Robert Pattinson would hang out and be buddies on another planet. And I don’t mean that in a sexy way, because he looks like he could be my brother (IAMAGORGEOUSSPARKLEVAMP) but in a “what is on tv, should we drink more beer and just be cool?” way.
Because when interviewed about his big ol’ virgin sex on an island with violence and also sperm somehow in the latest Twilight installment, he had beyond a sense of humor! It’s true, the sex scene is…hilarious. Edwards destroys pillows! The bed! Pattinson was all “Oh man, I wanted that to be a line so bad – ‘I bit through the pillows. Everyone. Last. One!’” Ha ha ha hilarious! He also reaaaallllly wanted to cry which like….awkward. But potentially hilarious. BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
…in other not entirely unrelated news I am dorking out about Twilight and am continually baffled and eager to see how they translate the last book – Baby With Teeth = AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!