I have picked this photo because he looks less that awesome. It is punishment. Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, y’all. Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan are expecting their first child. It is now officially completely inappropriate to fantasize about seducing him away from his marriage. Ring on it, baby in oven, happiness achieved, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars but do let the mourners come. Congratulations Downeys! And, by the by, also how old is your existing son, RDJ? What’s that you say? Why are we asking? Oh….no reason…..