Ryan Gosling Sucks Face With Eva Mendes!

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1.) Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are hooking up you guys. At Disneyworld. BECAUSE GOD HATES YOU. Seriously I read this and I got that awful feeling you get when you are trolling an ex’s Facebook page and see them laughing withone pretty? And then you pour over her photos? And you try hate her? But she seems actually really nice and look at her with her grandmother in this one and is it time for pie yet? In bed maybe?

2.) Celine Dion got her house all broken into, but the guy didn’t like, steal anything he just took a bath and ate some cake. Probably because he heard about Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes so really CAN YOU BLAME HIM? Ironically when the police found him he was blasting ‘All By Myself’ ha ha ha no, but that would’ve been AWESOME, right? Right.

3.) Madonna hates hydrangeas. Yeah, it’s been all over the internet but some twerp bought her flowers and she basically sneered at them with hatred. Follow the source link below for the whole video. Hey guy, I didn’t sing Like a Prayer, but I could if you want me to and also I love hydrangeas and have no plans to direct a movie about a Nazi sympathizin’ abdicatin’ fascist. Call me.

Sources: [The Stir, LA Times, CNN]