Leo Dates Many Ladies! Dyan Cannon Is Tripping Balls, Thanks A Lot Cary Grant!
- Leo DiCaprio ( I can call him Leo because we’ve made the beast with two-backs, and by made the beast with two-backs I mean, I have seen What’s Eating Gilbert Grape many, many times.) is on the prowl down under! And I’m not just talking vaginally – the dude is hitting up ladies left and right while filming in Australia. One of the ladies was on Australia’s Next Top Model. Please go ahead and take a moment and laugh about how that is a thing, and then start thinking about how Australia is a nation of criminals, but then get dreamy and happy when you think about Australia the movie – DROVER WHAT IS UP? Anyway, guess this means our boy Baby DiFace is officially not with Blake Lively, she of the long legs and the infamous sweet fruit theft of 2009. [Source - The Independent]
- David Angel Booth Boreanaz has problems – and I mean outside of the fact that he is undead and his one true love is playing her own evil twin and that he is a direct descendant of John Wilkes Booth (Holla at your Surratt ally, Booth! Welcome to having historical shame! IT IS A HEAVY BURDEN.) I mean in his real life, you guys, man, get with the program (and by program I mean reality.) It came to light not so long ago that this gentleman had a torrid affair with Rachel Uchitel. She banged Tiger Woods and the first half of her last name is pronounced Yuck – so there’s that. Anyway, he’s now spinning it that banging this lady strengthened his marriage to his wife. Uh huh. Talk less, make out with Emily Deschanel more. Also Rachel Uchitel’s fiance died in the twin towers and that’s awful. When you really think about it, her whole life is like a Jennifer Egan novel. Ugh, now I’m depressed. [Source - Access Hollywood]
- Dyan Cannon is known by me for two things. One – she was on Ally McBeal and her neck waddle was fetishized and I loved it. Two – she used to be married to Cary Grant and that is hilarious. Sidebar – if a movie is made about Alex’s life, I want Dyan Cannon to play her mom. Or Jane Fonda. And Alex will be played by Jennifer Lopez. So basically the movie of Alex’s life is the sequel to that Monster-In-Law movie. Excellent. Glad we got that out of the way. Anyhoo, Cary Grant was all about LSD you guys. So much so he was all ‘DYAN DO LSD WITH ME,’ and so she did because otherwise he would be moody. And nobody likes a moody Cary Grant. Excuse me, I must now go write a ten minute play about Dyan Cannon and Cary Grant tripping balls together. It will also be a musical. Please leave suggestions for titles in the comments. [Source - BlackBook]