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  • Kelly Rowland On Breasts, Ashton + Demi Update, Johnny Depp Falls Down

    3 Comments »Cake & Icing, Prime GossipOct 11, 2011

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    1. Kelly Rowland, the only successful artist to emerge from the barbershop trio  Destiny’s Child, has recently admitting to having herself some fake breasts. Let’s throw down some slang for breasts. Hooters, knockers, boobs, titties, rack, twins, and my favorite – breasticles. Anyway, people basically assumed she had implants like they assume everyone in Hollywood has implants and in this case they were right so awesome. I’m glad Kelly is happy, and I’m sorry to all the other Hollywood ladies who DIDN’T get implants and are now like “Thanks for NOTHING, Kelly Rowland.” [Source - Just Jared]
    2. Ashton and Demi were spotted in the woods camping with a Rabbi. Also a Yeti was there. And Elvis. When the sun finally fell beneath the line of the mountain’s crest, they joined hands in dance and later Ashton made everyone mozzarepas. But what actually happened was Demi got upset that their camping trip was being filmed and Ashton ran and hid in a tent. Elvis also wrote a dirge for himself. It was intense. [Source - TMZ]
    3. Johnny Depp was fall-down drunk while leaving a gastropub. His friends tried to help him get to the car, but dude was spent. When he made it to the car he was all “I’m cool paparazzi!” which makes me wants to hang out with him so much. I forgive him for his thoughtless rape comments. He clearly needs my guidance. Johnny. Wine and beer are the bomb, no doubt, but if you are at a gastropub – make use of the menu, bra! I bet you this place had hella cheeses. [Source - Gossip Cop]

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  • http://fempop.com Alex Cranz

    Mmm. Hella cheeses.

  • http://twitter.com/sofakiing Eddie Boy

    Your writting sucks I hope noone is paying you for this shit
     

    • http://www.fempop.com Rebecca Jane Stokes

      No worries, I am unpaid!
      Also ‘no one’ is two words, and ‘writing’ has but one ‘t’ in it – just F.Y.I.

      In the future, when you decide to put me wise, please be sure to give concrete example about what sucks about my writing: Do you think it’s mean? Does the vapid playful tone bother you? Do you not think I am particularly funny? Are you hurt I said something awful about your favorite celebrity?

      Thanks, dude – oh and your twitter avatar? Sharp!

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