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  • Kim Kardashian – Keeping the Ring, Jessica Simpson – Pregnant, Scarlett – Nude Pics For Reynolds

    No comments yetCake & Icing, Prime GossipNov 1, 2011

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    1. By now everyone has learned that Kim Kardashian, love of my life, has filed for divorce. If you find yourself unmoved, then I would like to shake your hand and maybe buy you a brownie. Now let’s all talk about how her ring is worth 2 million dollars and she doesn’t have to return it and how her soon-to-be-ex husband and veritable mountain of a marble-mouthed man might be the only person on planet earth who had no concept of the fact that his marriage was a sham. I wonder what Ray J is doing right now. [Source - MTV]
    2. Although Jessica Simpson did not use my expertly crafted statement to address the public when announcing her pregnancy, she did finally earn my up-until-now completely unearned respect for hilariously dressing up as a mummy to make it official. Oh Jessica. Your love of puns and not wiping your ass make you one of my favorite people. I have weird taste in people. [Source - Chicago Sun-Times]
    3. ScarJo spoke to Vanity Fair about her totally artful and skilled nude cellphone picks that this hacker dude hacked and then got arrested for. She was all “Those were for my husband,” and somewhere Ryan Reynolds is high-fived on the street, he doesn’t know why, but it makes him a little sad. Elsewhere, lightening crashes, the angel opens her eyes, etc. [Source - Ministry of Gossip]

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