Lady Gaga – Pees! Jessica Simpson – Heels! Natalie Wood – Murdered!
- Ha ha, man. I mostly do not care about when Lady Gaga gossip ‘breaks’, but you guys, she has been having a week of doing things solely to entertain me, Becca Stokes. Thing The First: She has to pee in trash cans when she is all Gaga-ed up in her performance outfits. I just hope they aren’t mesh cans because that would be foul and not very practical. I am all for pissing in trash cans. I mean, I’ve thrown up in my own purse on multiple occasions. Thing The Second: Have you seen this photo of how much this baby fears her? Ha ha. That’s messed up. [Source - Crushable]
- Jessica Simpson, one of the great loves of my life, has declared that she shall give birth whilst wearing four-inch heels. This is not as eye-roll worthy as Rachel Zoe giving birth in a Chanel drape cardigan, but almost as bad. I long for the coming headline: “Jessica Simpson’s Gyno Died Today Due To Having His Eyes Shoved Back Into His Brain, Was Really Gross.” [Source - MSNBC]
- Okay. I have been saying this for years, but Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken totally murdered Natalie Wood. Now the guy who was the captain on the yacht where she died….says I am correct! The case is being reopened! I WILL BE PROVEN SO RIGHT! And also a murder will be solved and there will be justice, yada yada yada yada who wants to go watch Splendor in the Grass? [Source - E!Online]