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  • Anne Hathaway – JIMMY? Lady Gaga – ARE YOU ME? Miley Cyrus – PASS THE DUTCHIE, GIRL!

    2 Comments »Cake & Icing, Prime GossipNov 29, 2011

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    1. Anne Hathaway is getting married to some guy named Adam. He seems pretty cute, in an eighth grade way. You know what I mean. I bet you ten bucks he used to frost his tips and wear the hell out of some Oakleys. Also his dad was probably a Chiropractor. JIMMY MOROLA CALL ME. I mean… best wishes to the happy and half gorgeous, half famous, half ruining-Batman, couple. [Source - Washington Post]
    2. Lady Gaga made a bunch of melodramatic statements wherein she earnestly states that she will never find love and will always be alone. Not gonna lie, lord knows, pour me too much merlot and stuff me with some cheese and I’ve been known to sing the same song; so preach, sister friend. Also you are 25, so maybe shut up forever in all of your mansions. [Source - HuffPo]
    3. For her recent 19th birthday, Miley Cyrus was served a Bob Marley cake and loudly announced that she smoked a lot of pot while little people and furries and Kelly Osbourne danced around her. All of this is true. It’s not like, me being meta or weird or anything, those are just some facts. DON’T YOU KIND OF NOW SUDDENLY LOVE MILEY CYRUS?! It’s okay guys, me too. Me too. It’s good to be back. [Source - HollyscoopTV]

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  • http://fempop.com Alex Cranz

    The only thing ruining Batman is the dourness of Bale and Nolan. SAID IT.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QACP3USTTUY7FJUKEAPEVOFUUE Carole

    Anne does like the bad boys.
    Art thief, ok he did return the stolen property. How about the driving record, ran into that bike rider.
    Ok it was the bike riders fault for being in the wrong place and owning a camera.
    How about the drugs, you know the pic that was post, Ok Anne then sang the antipaps song so it’s ok.
    Remember her diet of Kale and dust, isn’t that so Heroin stylish using adams Dust

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