Tom Cruise – Top Gun Again! Lindsay Lohan-Naked I Guess! Katherine Heigl – Overshares, Continues To Irritate!
- Ugh. Tom Cruise has said that he’s going to be in a Top Gun sequel. I will give you all exactly five minutes to belt out Highway To The Danger Zone and then an additional five to call each other Iceman but then we are moving on and never speaking of this again. Okay? Okay. [Source-Reuters]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover leaked. It’s a lot of dead-orgasm face and also features chair. Sometimes gossip depresses me. This is one of those times. [Source-LATimes]
- Continuing her bid to prove that she is completely unlikeable, Katherine Heigl would forgive her husband if he cheated on her. And you know what, cool, that’s good for her. A marriage is between two people, and so forth. But I mean, If I was standing outside in the rain with a perfectly good cake (WORD UP MACARTHUR PARK!) I wouldn’t be all “IT COULD RAIN ALL OVER THIS CAKE AND I WOULD BE FINE THAT WITH THAT.” In other news, marriage is like cakes. [Source-NYDN]