Clooney’s Honey – Cashing in! Emily Blunt – Her Teeth Are So Small! Justin Bieber – Ruins Everything!
- Stacey Keibler, who once made a living rubbing her parts up against ladies’ parts violently and not in porn, is now dating George Clooney and making bad bank – dating Clooney: It Will Make You Wealthy. Also I feel like you might get herpes. But he’s got a villa? To sum up, romance isn’t dead y’all, and neither are varying degrees of selling ourselves to achieve some fictive idea of a better life we’ve created. [NYDN]
- So you know how Emily Blunt is adorable what with her accent and her acting and her tiny little teeth? No seriously, go look at her mouth, her teeth are like pearls but smaller and cuter. Cute teeth. For real. She used to have a stutter! CUTER STILL! And it comes out around her family – which isn’t as cute and smacks of deeply-rooted psychic trauma – but her teeth, guys! [TVNZ]
- Justin Bieber has never believed in Santa. His mother apparently never wanted him to doubt god, so was brutually candid about Santa. A dark cloud fell on the Bieber household as Justin began to slowly realize that there was indeed a god, and that god, was Justin Bieber. COAL. COAL FOR EVERYONE! [WaPo]