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  • Katy Perry Messes With Us, Gisele Stands By Her Man, and Harry Potter Is Wasted

    No comments yetCake & Icing, Prime GossipFeb 6, 2012

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    I love the smell of wet Darcy in the morning…

    1. I am dropping the ball – WHO AM I? WELKER? HERNANDEZ? HA HA HA PATRIOTS HUMOR – as a gossip writer I guess because I had no idea, like, zero clue that rumors were flying that Katy Perry and Tim Tebow were bumpin’ uglies. Katy Perry, in a bid to fuck with all of us some – as is her right – dedicated a song to him the other night, ergo sex is being had. Ah the internet. I’m dedicating this column to you, Michael Keaton! Let the rumors commence. [E!]
    2. Man I am writing a lot of football stuff today. Gisele is married to Tom Brady (lover of waterslides) who also lost the Superbowl last night. People heckled her when she was leaving the stadium and she got all sassy was like “HE CAN’T BOTH CATCH AND THROW THE BALL YOU GUYS!” which impressed me and is also a fact. [TMZ]
    3. In non-sports news, Daniel Radcliffe used to drink a lot when he turned 21 and it freaked him out so now because Oldman helped him he doesn’t drink anymore. In related news Hermione Granger has a penchant for crack. [NYPost]

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