Snooki Comes Out, Liza Loves Jay-Z, Harper Plus Dern 4EVA?
- Everything is fluid (ew) for the cast of the Jersey Shore – sexuality included. The queen of small and crazed and the best dancer in the whole crew (#realtalk) Snooki sat down with HuffPo and was all “The Situation is gay! I, myself, have made out with ladies and possibly finger blasted them!” This is not exactly what she said, but it is pretty darn close. You are welcome, America. [E!]
- Liza Minelli and I have many things in common. We both are easily confused, share a penchant for torch ballads, and savor appearing in public without pants. Now add an appreciation for Hova to the list! Liza was listening with rapt attention to the man himself at a recent performance. Now excuse me. I have to go write a two-person play for them to star in. [TMZ]
- My heart wants to be glad that Laura Dern and former hubby Ben Harper were seen…canoodling (THAT IS THE WORST WORD EVER) and a reconciliation may be in the works. But instead I am skeptical because she just won an award and lots of attention and all of the sudden the same dude who came out of nowhere with divorce papers knocking her on her ass is all “Hey baby, let me sing you many songs like how I used to.” IT DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY, BEN HARPER. Any day I can whip out Morbo is a good day. [NYPost]