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  • Blue Ivy (TM), Lindsay Lohan’s New Look, and Toddler’s and Tiara’s Presents – Go Go Juice

    No comments yetCake & Icing, Prime GossipFeb 9, 2012

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    Titus Pullo shuns all juices – go go, or otherwise.

    1. When I was born, my parents totally tried to trademark my name because one day they knew that Becca would be as synonymous with Cher. Ha ha, naw. But imagining my dad loudly and angrily insisting that I am my generation’s Cher has brought me great amusement. Lucky for Blue Ivy Carter,  her folks Jay-Z and Beyonce take shit like trademarks seriously – they filed papers this week. SO STEP OFF, THAT ONE CATERING COMPANY IN BOSTON! [RollingStone]
    2. Toddlers and Tiaras is nothing new – it’s the show that everyone watches and gets real outraged about not realizing that in so doing they are perpetuating a cycle that will cause children to be put in such displays indefinitely and forever. The latest – this mom who pumps her kid up with this red bull and soda cocktail, calling it her ‘Go Go Juice’. Yeah. That’s pretty awful. Everyone knows ‘Go Go Juice’ is the vodka I prime my coffee with daily. [NYPost]
    3. Since I’ve basically been writing long, love letters to Jay-Z lately in Prime Gossip, let’s revisit our girl Lindsay Lohan! What’s she been up to? Oh man. It’s. It’s being a double for Victoria Gotti. I. I think I need to go lie down and think about life and the transient nature of fame and the evil  machinations of celebrity culture. [RadarOnline]

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