Mass Effect 3 Demo Reveals Glorious Hair…Also Dumb Multiplayer Stuff

The Mass Effect 3 demo is currently available for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 users and it’s pretty great! Sure it whets the appetite and is full of spoilers and if you happened to see the demo at E3 it contains nothing new on the single player front, but whatever people.

Mother fucking ASHLEY is there.

Either she's expressing dismay over seeing Liara again (they hate each other still right?) or she just caught a look at herself in the mirror and is flabbergasted by her new locks of love.

Her new hair do really is majestic and glorious even if it is incredibly tactically unsound. They also fanwank away the change in FemShep’s hair, which can now be longer, by suggesting she’s [SPOILER] been drummed out of the military. [/SPOILER]

So neat! So glorious.

Oh and also the demo contains some fun samples of the multiplayer. I tend to loathe all co-op multiplayer because it is like trying to herd kittens that have a tendency to shoot you in the back of the head or drive important vehicles off cliffs but it isn’t THAT bad and if you’re a creepy 100% completionist in you Bioware games like I am you should probably practice you’re kitten herding now so you’ll be prepared for March 6th.