Dear CBS: A Fangirl responds to LucyLuiInMySherlock-gate
I wasn’t going to watch your new series, Elementary, about Sherlock Holmes in New York. After all, there’s already a Sherlock Holmes series on the BBC. And two big-budget Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr. which are also enjoyable. But three Sherlock Holmes adaptations? That’s just bonkers.
But now I’ve heard you’ve cast Lucy Liu as John Watson, and I’m especially not going to watch it. I see what you’re doing. You’re going to turn them into a pair of attractive people working together, having sexual tension but never acting on it because they’re emotionally constipated, driving fangirls wild with longing looks and half-stated feelings, maybe kissing during sweeps week when they think they’re both going to die but then denying it ever happened, or sleeping together during the season finale but Sherlock gets kidnapped before they can talk about their feelings and Watson thinks he’s run out on her so she takes that hospital job in Seattle, or they get together but then break up and Sherlock drives his car into his ex-girlfriend’s house (sorry, I was being ridiculous, I know a Sherlock Holmes adaptation would never go there).
I don’t need to actually watch the show or hear that this is your intent to know that; I can see the future.
Sorry about not stopping 9/11.
Don’t you know that Sherlock Holmes is asexual? Possibly? And that he and Watson are just good friends? Their partnership is platonic, that’s what makes it great. I hate it when shows imply that Holmes and Watson are romantically involved, thus totally altering their relationship! Well, unless they’re both men. That’s different. Because I find it hot.
Yes, the real issue here is heterosexism. Since you’re going to turn Holmes and Watson into lovers, of course you would make one of them a woman rather than present them as gay men. Why can’t you be more tolerant, like Sherlock BBC and Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows—by showing them to be canonically straight but making gay jokes about them?
Now, this isn’t about race. I’ve got no problem with Idris Elba being cast as a white man in Thor, or Samuel L. Jackson as a white man in The Avengers, or Katee Sackhoff playing a white man in Battlestar Galactica–no, NO, this is different, damnit! It’s just that we already have so many TV shows with Asian-American women as the protagonist. You know, like–ummm… errr… hmm… Tila Tequila: A Shot At Love!
Look, the point is, John Watson was a man in Arthur Conan Doyle’s original stories. Why can’t your show about Sherlock Holmes in modern times living in New York be faithful to the original stories? That’s what I loved about the Benedict Cumberbatch and Robert Downey Jr. versions: their fidelity to the source material.