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  • Dick Cheney Has Heart, January Jones Has Placenta, Queen of England Has Cake

    No comments yetPrime GossipMar 26, 2012

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    Michael Keaton is invited to my wedding….to him.

     

     

    1. Former VP Dick Cheney got a heart transplant this weekend. At 71, it’s hard to believe that he got the heart in question without using his relative celebrity and connections. I say this not just because he is Dick Cheney, a man who has done evil things, but also because he is 71. If my own grandfather had needed a heart transplant at that age I’d probably have had major reservations, and he wasn’t the devil – although I mean, he did think the reason there are so many Chinese restaurants is because they were outposts for Communist spies, but that is neither here nor there. [ABC News]
    2. Oh hey what’s up, January Jones? How you doin’? It’s good to see back on the set of Mad Men EATING YOUR OWN PLACENTA. Look, I got no beef with this in theory – what a bitch does with her own placenta is here business. But girl, you gonna gnaw on your own innards in front of Jon Hamm? He deserves better than that. But seriously eating your placenta is hella good for you! And you don’t actually gnaw it – unless I mean that is what you are into – you put that shit in some pills and swallow them. I however, prefer to think of La Jones, swallowing each pill while glaring at Sally and murmuring “I’m eating your brother, Sally. I’m eating him all up.” [NYDN]
    3. So these hilarious nerds who live in Manchester were all “Hey look, the Queen of England will be in town on the day of our wedding – we should totally invite her because that is hilarious!” and so they did, and then then the Queen – in a moment of awesomeness was all, “I IZ N YUR WEDDEN EATIN YUR KAKES!” Ha ha, oh the Queen. This is delightful to me apparently. [People]

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