Melissa Joan Hart Preggo, Mel Gibson Nutso, American Horror Story Scary…o?
- When I read that former Sabrina and former Clarissa actress Melissa Joan Hart was pregnant with her third child I started thinking about great it would be if she was pregnant with Salem the cat. Not his baby, but somehow, just him. Also, I vividly remember this movie where Melissa Joan Hart was evil? I think it was on Lifetime? Shocker, I know. Anyway I also really love this movie where she bangs Joey Lawrence, and I secretly respect that they got a whole TV series out of it. [NYDN]
- If I were Mel Gibson I were probably never call anyone ever again after that whole “YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOKE!” debacle from back in the day. Oh man, that was the worst! I listened to those calls but immediately felt badly afterwards, just like with porn. But I still like to yell random quotes from it to entertain myself and startle my cats. It seems like he screamed at Joe Eszterhas and Joe is releasing the tape. And this is why they are both the worst. [TMZ]
- Oh my god you guys. It looks like Ryan Murphy HAS been getting my fan mail! The location for next season’s American Horror Story has been announced – a mental hospital on the East coast! RUN BY JESSICA LANGE! Oh my god. This is basically the best news I have ever heard. Excuse me whilst I go have a fictive breakdown so that she might toy with my ailing mental faculties with her delightfully deranged southern drawl. [E!]