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  • Scorpion’s Snuff-fest, Charlize Theron’s Love Life, America’s Next Top Model Show News

    No comments yetPrime GossipApr 20, 2012

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    A World In Chaos!

     

    1. So Tyra Banks has fired noted  fashion photographer Nigel Barker, Jay Manuel, and sometimes contributer J. Alexander from the never-ending hypnotic nightmare that is America’s Next Top Model.  Bitch don’t try and pretend like you’ve never seen it. True story, our editor in chief does an amazing Tyra impression that is only 15% racist. It’s unsurprising that Banks’ would be scrambling to keep shit fresh but this move worries me. I feel like we are just one flicker of a false lash away from the Tyra Banks Plays All The Characters Show…or something like this?…which I would love? [E!]
    2. In continuing efforts to convince me that rock n’ roll is scary, the bassist for the Scorpions used to go to parties where people were murdered – you know, for funsies? You guys, here is the list things I would be doing if I was at a party and they got down to murderin’ – 1.) GTFO. Oddly enough this is also my list of things to do should I ever happen to be anywhere the Scorpions are. COINCIDENCE? [TMZ]
    3. I am skeptical and not so skeptical about reports of Charlize Theronand Alexander Skarsgard looking “coupley” the other day.I am skeptical because what the does that mean? They were together being blond, lithe, and tall, and standing within five feet of each other? Sometimes people touch my boobs on the subway not even because they want to but because there is no room. No subway gossip reporter is all “Becca was spotted looking coupley with this old lady who was partially sighted and headed for Bed Stuy!” I am also not skeptical because they are both incredibly hot and I like it when hot people bang. Presumably so do they. Apparently this sighting has left Keanu Reeves bereft, but I feel like that’s just a lame excuse to post all those dumb ass sad-Keanu memes. [NYDN]

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