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Matthew McConaughey’s Ass! Lindsay Lohan’s Wrath! Russell Brand’s Drugs!
2 Comments »Prime GossipApr 25, 2012
- Oh man. I will watch this Magic Mike movie so hard. Not only do we get to see Channing Tatum as a man-stripper, but Matthew McConaughey maaaaay be wearing assless chaps which…he designed himself. There is a God, and the things he has made are great. Additionally Matthew McConaughey claims his character is like Jim Morrison meets A Clockwork Orange, which is adorable because it means Matthew McConaughey does character research now, and potentially highly disturbing if accurate. [Vulture]
- “I Can’t Believe Rosie O’Donnell Betrayed Me!”
Is the title of my memoir coming to a store near youIs what Lindsay Lohan is saying after Rosie (or Donald Trump in disguise) for no apparent reason went on a tirade about how awful it is that Lohan has been cast as Liz. “Rosie O’Donnell. Calm The Fuck Down. ” Says Rebecca Jane pouring herself a second glass of ‘morning wine.’. [TMZ] - It’s probably a pretty telling thing I harbor a soft spot for Russell Brand, but you guys his testimony in front of parliament about classifying addiction to substances as an illness is pretty compelling and swoon-worthy. Though damned if I didn’t want to give him a haircut and a proper shirt. That said, he is a dirty, dirty cockney. #butseriouslyIhavezerobeefwithcockneys [NYDN]


















