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  • Natalie Wood’s Daughter, Octomom’s Pleasure, Maggie Gyllenhal’s New Addition

    No comments yetPrime GossipMay 1, 2012

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    1. You know what has to suck? Living you life in the shadow of your famous parent. You know what has to suck more? When pretty much a lot of people suspect your dad of somehow being involved in your very famous parent’s death. It’s not small wonder that Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner‘s daughter Courtney Wagner was arrested for possession of cocaine and heroin. Not surprising, but very bleak. Very grim. Aren’t you glad you came to the website today? [NYDN]
    2. Continuing in the vein of ‘items sure to make you stare into your rapidly cooling coffee considering the cavernous maw of inner doubt and loathing residing in your most secret place,’ Octomom is making a video where she masturbates. In completely unrelated news – how much money is one paid for self-pleasuring for a video audience? A….friend wants to know? #Selfdeludingandstillporn. [TMZ]
    3. Yes, the night is dark and full of terrors, but there are also babies. Congratulations to Maggie Gyllenhall and Peter Sarsgaard on the birth of their daughter, and for having so many letters in their last names. Seriously though right? That’s a lot of letters. [CBS]

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