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  • Johnny Depp’s Japanese Twin

    No comments yetPrime GossipMay 15, 2012

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    Titus Pullo cannot yodel.

    1. Ohhhh my god I am tired and do not in any way desire to scrape up the depths of Hollywood’s underbelly. Did you know that Jay-Z thinks it is okay that the president endorsed gay marriage? Oh what’s that you say? That it is backwards that we need an overtly charismatic and hunky hip hop mogul to tell us to trust our president? Oh you and your naive, naive logic. I bet Jay-Z smells good. [E!]
    2. Dark Shadows is not getting good reviews but I refuse to dwell on the negative. Instead – go look at this photo of this guy in Japan who is all “Johnny Depp! I am the Japanese You!” Whenever I see something fucked up and weird, I remind myself that there is something even more fucked up and even more weird in Japan. And I don’t even care if that sounds xenophobic, but I know I love Japan, and that’s all that matters. [TMZ]
    3. That one housewife who was married to that guy who cheated on her and eventually left her for that yodeling country singer who does not have an eating disorder, apparently has repeatedly expressed her desire to kill said yodeler. Ha ha. Only in Japan, amiright? [NYDN]

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