Charlize Theron Had No Teeth You Guys, JUST FANGS.
- I can’t even with this story! I love a lot of things about Charlize Theron. Fact: when I get home after work I absolutely strip off all my work clothes while strutting a la her Dior ad. I love it when she recently saluted Fassbender’s wang. I love her even more now that I learned she had no teeth growing up. Because they all rotted out. And she only had fangs. Until she was 11. THIS WOMAN IS MAGIC. [Sun]
- The Terminator Franchise is to its leads what SNL is to its ensemble members – mildly cursed is I guess what I’m staying? Nick Stahl is missing. I hope he is okay. His wife thinks maybe it is drugs. I used to be in love with Eddie Furlong. I had this pic of him with a lizard on my wall. Loved him. Loved it. Have you googled that guy lately? I thought he was Kevin Federline at first. [TMZ]
- I like this E! article about Megan Fox turning 26. The headline says “Preggers Babe Turns 26!”, which made me laugh. Also, should I fall heavy with the seed of man, please only call me a preggers babe. But leave my age out of it for verily I shall be as aged as Methuselah when this great miracle takes place. #hashtagancientbabes. #notverygoodathashtags [E!]