Michelle Pfeiffer Continues To Own
Michelle Pfeiffer is ridiculously good looking. Like so much so that it is essentially something that should be illegal. Every time I see photos of her I find myself bellowing “Get out of here with that!” A sentiment I am typically directing at her skin. Michelle Pfeiffer – what do you do to your face? What do you do? Is it magical? It is magical. Can your face hold my face? Can Schumann be playing? Can there be candied almonds and a harp nearby?
She is also not 12 years old and still has a mother-fucking acting career. Though the movie itself has not been uh, well-received, her appearance in Burton’s Dark Shadows was a total highlight. She continues on a trajectory to make films solely to please me by now being in talks to play the arson-happy wife of Robert DeNiro in Malavita, Luc Besson’s new joint. It’s based on the book “Badfellas” and is a comedic action film (THE BEST SORT) about a mob family who is moved to France under the witness protection program.
Just think of the hijinks! The hijinks! Robert DeNiro will probably try to order brie! There is no way this cannot be good.