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  • Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Has Two Maids

    2 Comments »Prime GossipJun 7, 2012

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    1. Karl Lagerfeld has a white Siamese kitten named Choupette and this cat uses an iPad, has a morning AND evening maid, and eats dinner at the table with Karl. I wish I were capable of sneering at this, but you guys I kind of adore Uncle K – as has been well documented. Additionally, should I ever work towards acquiring massive fortune, I cannot in good faith say I would do not the very same for Rumi, my venerable Persian – long may he reign. He is the dragon to my Daenerys Targaryen. [NYDN]
    2. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are getting married. Excuse me, the lady who comes to change my diaper, roll me to prevent sores, and prove me with intravenous protein shakes is here, I’ve got to be going. (The joke here is that her  marriage makes me feel so old. Old as balls, in fact.) [E!]
    3. After a girl who apparently went to my high school won Miss USA, people freaked out – and not simply from the over-powering awareness of how awesome Rhode Island is (if you can believe it.) The latest comes from Miss Michigan. Who drowned her sorrows in approximately a gallon of vodka. Oh times. [TMZ]

     

     

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