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  • ‘Teen Mom’ Catelynn Still Not Pregnant

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    1. In Touch Magazine is reporting that Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are expecting their second kid, Catelyn is all ‘Uh no, I’m not, I’m 20 and want to finish school.’ Once again making us considering the irony of the fact that the only couple of the show probably capable of successfully raising a child is also the only couple without one. I THINK YOU GUYS ARE GREAT, SINCERELY. Side note: Someone needs to knock some damn sex in Amber, y’all. Last night while watching the season premiere on my DVR I may have repeatedly pointed at the screen and bellowed “PHONEY! PHONEY!”" when she tried to cry. That is all. [NYDN]
    2. Did you punch Chris Brown? Would you be sorry to learn someone did? I thought as much! Give Drake a call later and thank his entourage. But seriously – just because Brown is a conceited, crazed, abuser, there’s never any excuse for violence. Unless you are the woman who was a royal see you next Tuesday to me in Rock center yesterday. THAT’S RIGHT. I SAID IT. [TMZ]
    3. Game of Thrones is getting some flack for putting the head of George W. Bush on a spike last season. Whatever, that’s hilarious. In the words of the crazy homeless guy I walked past this morning, “Just keep on doing your damn self and don’t pay no one, no body, none of them any kind of mine! FREEDOM!” [E!]

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