Prime Gossip: Alec Baldwin Punches Guy Maybe?
- I think paparazzi cross the line pretty much on a regular basis. I also think it’s super bad reporting to be, say, The New York Daily News, and run a headline line “Alec Baldwin Punches New York Daily News Reporter” where you interview the photographer in your employ and do not run any photos of the punch. I also sort of feel like as a celebrity photographer you know who to approach and who not to approach to take a picture. If you spot, say, Alec Baldwin leaving city hall having just obtained his marriage license, your internal monologue should read thusly “Avoid eye contact, say nothing, and maybe smile – YOU ARE IN THE DANGER ZONE.” Also just because you are with a yoga instructor, does not mean you are suddenly calm. Just a thought. [NYDN]
- Mike Tyson is coming to Broadway to perform a solo show about his life as directed by Spike Lee. I’m a little upset about this, because after working on the show for over eight years, and getting myself in peak physical condition, to just have the role ripped away like an errant ear lobe just because The Actual Mike Tyson wants to play himself is devastating. Just devastating. [Yahoo]
- I feel like if Vincent Kartheiser and Alexis Bledel (whose last names are infinitely more challenging to spell than I’d previously assumed) had a baby together it would be a Precious Moments figurine. We might find out because something about the shaved hairline he rocked on Mad Men last season appealed to Rory Gilmore and now their tongues are embracing. [Crushable]