Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes – Divorcing!
News of Tom and Katie’s divorce breaks in the FemPop cyber- headquarters:Alex: ….whaaat?Alex: I just nearly died. Also good – now he will come out.Alex: Is it wrong that I still deeply enjoy his films? Like whatever one that just came out? I can’t remember it, but I know I liked it.Alex: Was it a comedy?Alex: I honestly cannot remember, Becca -Alex: Oh right! Now you saying I like anus makes sense, because for a second I was confusedAlex: Man. In my head they did a threesome with David Duchovny.Alex: IT MAKES SENSEAlex: She was leaving Cruise at the same time she starred in a movie with Duchovny and he loved working with her and was later like BE ON X-FILES and she was.Alex: Right. Also she ushered Cruise into Scientology while also being older than him. She is basically to blame for everything wrong in Hollywood.
I just really hate her character on X-Files.Alex: I don’t know waving her wooden tatas around not being a good actor?