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  • Amanda Bynes: Shirtless, Chatty, and Retired

    No comments yetPrime GossipSep 20, 2012

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    Motley Crue isn’t impressed by Dax Shephard.

    1. My cat is really mad at me because just when he was all curled up to go to sleep I noticed he had a turd dangling from his anus and had at it with a wet paper towel. He promptly scarpered off afterwards, glaring at me from under my bed while I all bellowed, “What, you think I’m into that? You think this is how I relish spending my time?” And then I cried because I was lonely. [My Life.]
    2. Everyone is pretend-worried about Amanda Bynes repeatedly driving her car poorly, and maybe quietly going insane. As a testimony to her madness People Magazine describes her wearing her bra as a shirt, and then some other people are like “she talks to objects” which whatever, sometimes it’s hot out, and sometimes you need to address your coffeepot as madam, I get it. [People]
    3. Continuing their bid to become the only reason I still believe in love (sorry mom and dad), Dax Shepard admits how his passion for cocaine and Jack Daniels were overcome by his passion for Kristen Bell. I believe it. Have you guys seen Hit and Run? I mean have you? IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD GUYS! Also go see John Carter. Still. [Us]

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