Prime Gossip: Tori Spelling is Feeling Better and I Still Hate Anne Hathaway!
- I’m sorry to report that Beyonce is not pregnant. OR IS SHE? Nah but she’s not. That’s what Jay-Z says. So she’s totally not pregnant, if you believe Jay-Z, Sultan of lies. [Us]
- Fun fact, I kind of adore Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. I know!* I think they are clever and sweet and I kind of adore Tori’s style and the fact that they are all about having a family! BECAUSE I SECRETLY WANT TWELVE KIDS OOPS. Anyway, Tori was in the hospital following complications from her last pregnancy slash birth and I have been quietly stalking the internet for news of her health and you guys she got discharged! Yay! [E!]
- I have this ridiculous cold right now which made me coma-sleep last night. I woke up this morning and while my energy levels are pretty good, I mostly sound like Lauren Bacall and having been wandering around my office saying things like “Who wants a wiener for lunch?” because that shit is hilarious. [My Life]
* Still hate Anne Hathaway though. Fun fact, I was simply ambivalent about her yesterday, but after 12 hours of interacting with a member of her fanbase, I’m in full hate mode now – YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME.