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  • Prime Gossip: Taylor Swift Didn’t Write This Song About You

    No comments yetPrime GossipOct 2, 2012

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    Guess who isn’t sixteen and hasn’t been for a while. TAYLOR SWIFT.

     

    1. I have arguably the largest zit of my entire life right under my left eyebrow. Seriously. It is so large that a second one has blossomed upon it – zits and zits on zits, y’all. I tried to pop it and a chorus of demons began screaming. So basically I am becoming Satan’s unicorn. [My Life]
    2. Halle Berry ran into her ex in a pumpkin store and they didn’t murder each other. But I bet when she left and got in her car Halle was all “And that, my friends, is why I should have written in the ‘find a different pumpkin store’ clause in my pre-nup.” Ha ha. Pumpkin store. [TMZ]
    3. In a last ditch bid to prove that I would have been very irritated by her in high school, Taylor Swift clutched her pearls and called John Mayer “Presumptuous” for thinking a song she wrote was about him. Whatever Taylor Swift, whatever. I’m calling hokum on this – you know, and I know, that there is nothing more delicious that publicly but not implicitly naming names making you forever the goodie and him forever the baddie. Own it. [MTV]

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