Prime Gossip: It is Thursday. Anne Hathway Wore An Ugly Hat.
- I’m a little late on this one, but Anne Hathaway got married. It took me so long because I had to jolt my body into caring. Finally I was all “that…hat…is…ugly…must, report.” So you’re welcome. [USA Today]
- My landlord decided to redo our bathroom and this morning, I ate a plate of bacon, put it in my kitchen sink, and then whore-bathed myself over that plate while standing in my kitchen. [My Life]
- Jennifer Livingston shamed the fat-shamer who attempted to shame her, also is Ron Livingston’s sister. I hate people who are mean, and love people who are decent and related to Ron Livingston. [E!]