1. Troian Bellisario is getting married to a man on television! Somebody needs to tell Mrs. Hastings — this pill addiction is getting out of hand. Teens, let this be a lesson to you — don’t do drugs or you will marry a man from Suits. [JustJared]

2. Robin Thicke & Paula Patton are getting divorced. This is sad because they met when they are were 14 and 16! It is less sad because Robin Thicke touches a lot of lady-butt that is not his wife’s lady-butt and I feel like maybe that is not on the up-and-up. [People]

3. Leighton Meester talked about Betty Friedan in an interview, so that was good! I was talking about Betty Friedan the other day but that is infinitely less remarkable. [TheFrisky]