Rebecca Jane Stokes

Contributing Editor

• Andrew Niccol’s The Host Is Awful And It’s All His Fault

  2 Comments »Posted in ReviewsApr 4, 2013

  

  That Rebecca and I like this movie and that we find it worth discussing and that we find ourselves actually defending Meyer and daring to call her a feminist is a testament to the strong guts of this polished turd.

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• Doctor Who Returns To Steal Souls From Bodies Because WiFi

  No comments yetPosted in Doctor WhoApr 2, 2013

  

  This past week’s episode, “The Bells of St. John”, finds the good Doctor in monk’s robes, awaiting the sound of the bells in an ancient monastery. It was all very sexy, but thankfully Matt Smith had not given himself a tonsure because barf.

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• The Vampire Diaries Doesn’t Need Your Xbox When Corpses Rot

  1 Comment »Posted in The Vampire DiariesFeb 22, 2013

  

  Elena’s insanity is only tempered when Bonnie is all “This is simple – we kill all humans, bring back all the supernatural dead – I don’t see why you guys aren’t on board here.” The Salvatores stand outside making crazy gestures to indicate Bonnie has lost her mind. Matt is being polite about her murderous impulses, Caroline – thankfully – has no time for it.

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• The Vampire Diaries Goes On A Camping Trip While Hunting For The Cure

  1 Comment »Posted in The Vampire DiariesFeb 11, 2013

  

  A recap of the 13th episode of the 4th season of The Vampire Diaries, “Into the Wild.” The Salvatore brothers drug a bunch of people to Canada to look for a cure while Klaus looks sad.

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• The Following: The Poet’s Fire

  No comments yetPosted in The FollowingFeb 5, 2013

  

  A recap of the 3rd episode of the 1st season of The Following, “The Poet’s Fire.”

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• The Vampire Diaries: A View To Kill

  5 Comments »Posted in The Vampire DiariesFeb 1, 2013

  

  The hunt for the cure is on, Bonnie’s powers are out of control, and Stefan can’t stop sexing Rebekah.

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• The Following: The Pilot & Chapter Two

  3 Comments »Posted in The FollowingJan 29, 2013

  

  Last night, I lurked in my roommate’s doorway. “At 9pm I’m watching the Following.” It was a threat and a promise. Because she is well-trained my roommate said, “Cool, I won’t talk.” In my apartment, if I feel obligated to let you know that I’ll be watching a TV show it means that I shall [...]

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• The Vampire Diaries: Catch Me If You Can

  3 Comments »Posted in The Vampire DiariesJan 25, 2013

  

  This season’s homage to the Stanley Kramer classic “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World” as enacted by the teens (immortal or otherwise) residing in  Mystic Falls, nexus of the universe, is underway. This race to find the cure (and woefully not the Cure, but rather, an antidote to the effects of vampirism) started out [...]

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• The Vampire Diaries: After School Special is Special

  2 Comments »Posted in The Vampire DiariesJan 18, 2013

  

  Hi! My name is Rebecca and you might remember me from this very website, where I have been quietly expounding upon my lust and fanfic-esque fantasies involving the brothers Salvatore. How are you? It’s been a while! Me? Oh I’m okay. I’m on the first day of my period which is not awesome, but I [...]

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• The Vampire Diaries: O Come All Ye Faithful

  1 Comment »Posted in The Vampire DiariesDec 17, 2012

  

  Recently, on a foray out to the movies, I was treated to an extended trailer for this season of TVD. I sighed towards the end and quietly said, “That is my favorite show,” to my movie companion who laughed. Then, he looked at my face, as silent and somber as the grave and went, “Oh [...]

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