Rebecca Jane Stokes

Contributing Editor

• The Vampire Diaries: We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street

  11 Comments »Posted in The Vampire DiariesDec 10, 2012

  

  After last week’s successful uniting of the loins of Damon and Elena was sullied by Caroline “Judging You” Forbes’s realization that Elena was in fact sired to Damon(‘s penis), the writers took a minute to assure us at the top of last week’s episode that we had not seen the last of the Delena sexing [...]

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• The Vampire Diaries: My Brother’s Keeper

  2 Comments »Posted in The Vampire DiariesDec 3, 2012

  

  I’m sorry this post is so late, but, as fans of the show, I’m sure you’ll understand exactly why: I have been feverishly touching myself ever since the last five minutes of last week’s episode. What?! Don’t tell me you’re still Team Stefan? I mean, I guess to each their own, but let’s look at [...]

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• The Skinny Little Bitch Project: No Carbs Survived

  No comments yetPosted in The Skinny Bitch ProjectNov 29, 2012

  

  The Skinny Little Bitch Project is a biweekly updated-when-I-can feature dedicated to examining the role of weight in celebrity culture and the impact of size in one woman’s daily life. The entries may be triggering should you suffer from an ED or body image issues. For more info on the project, or to read it [...]

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• American Horror Story: The Origins of Monstrosity

  8 Comments »Posted in American Horror StoryNov 24, 2012

  

  I avoided this past week’s episode when it aired, not only because the folks who read my recaps and then comment on them tend to be all “Fuck you and your attempts at humor – RYAN MURPHY FOR LIFE,” but also because I’m at home with my parents for the holidays and the house is [...]

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• The Vampire Diaries: We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes

  2 Comments »Posted in The Vampire DiariesNov 24, 2012

  

  It has long been my opinion – and those of our dear editor-in-chief – that the wacky gang of friends both mortal and im’ (who I am genuinely quite fond of) are quietly, socially awkward, psychopaths. They seldom think about how their actions effect others – not counting Elena, whose obsession with the feelings of [...]

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• American Horror Story: Hitler Photobombs and Lesbian Necrophilia

  2 Comments »Posted in American Horror StoryNov 19, 2012

  

  Last week’s episode of American Horror Story Asylum was pretty messed up. It was so deeply troubling that I had to retire to my chamber for several days and weep instead of actually recapping it. That is a lie. In the most recent episode, creatively entitled Anne Frank Part 2, the patient named Anne Frank [...]

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• The Vampire Diaries: The One Where The Title Is A Play On Words

  1 Comment »Posted in The Vampire DiariesNov 9, 2012

  

  At my funeral I would like for the entire current cast of the Vampire Diaries (I’m looking at you dead Aunt Jenna) to stand in a line over my coffin and recite in unison, “This, is my Mystic Falls…” continuing on with the opening exposition-based speech they have been giving at the beginning of each [...]

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• American Horror Story: Anne Franka Lives!

  No comments yetPosted in American Horror StoryNov 8, 2012

  

  LOL. I feel like Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy were sitting behind me while I was writing last week’s recap this morning and then were all “Fuck this bitch – you want awesome – ANNE FRANK NEVER DIED! HOW DO LIKE THAT, HATER?” Oh my god Falchuk and Murphy, I like it. I like it [...]

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• American Horror Story: Time To Find The Mexican

  No comments yetPosted in American Horror StoryNov 8, 2012

  

  This is a recap of LAST week’s episode. This week’s is forthcoming. I deliberately waited a week to write up last week’s American Horror Story in brief, because I knew that immediately after suffering through hurricane Sandy I would be getting hit with a Nor’easter, which was perfect, since this episode takes place entirely during [...]

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• The Skinny Little Bitch Project: Disaster Dieting

  No comments yetPosted in Cake & Icing, The Skinny Bitch ProjectNov 8, 2012

  

  The Skinny Little Bitch Project is a biweekly feature dedicated to examining the role of weight in celebrity culture and the impact of size in one woman’s daily life. The entries may be triggering should you suffer from an ED or body image issues. For more info on the project, or to read it from [...]

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