Rebecca Jane Stokes

Contributing Editor

• Judy, Judy, Judy Greer: 10 Reasons You Should Watch Judy Greer’s ABC Pilot

  No comments yetPosted in TelevisionMar 9, 2012

  

  When ABC announced that Judy Greer would be starring, co-writing, and producing a new pilot for them, I held my breath. I feel like Hollywood for whatever reason keeps giving this girl a glance at A List respect and then stripping it away – unjustly! Because Judy Greer is basically the best ever. Don’t believe [...]

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• Dennis Quaid Divorces, Dance Moms Reach New Low, Rage Against The Machine Rages At Rush

  No comments yetPosted in Cake & IcingMar 9, 2012

  

    It’s Friday, which means after work you are probably getting margaritas with a gaggle of women you refer to as your “bitches”, and that a celebrity couple is probably getting divorce. (I am so jaded that it’s actually sexy.) Today’s couple on the skids: Dennis Quaid, whose wife since 2004 filed the petition. Remember [...]

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• Celebrate International Women’s Day By Talking About Your Period!

  No comments yetPosted in Body StuffMar 8, 2012

  

    I saw the movie  Carrie for the first time right after I’d gotten my first period. It was a complete fluke, not some sort of bizarre rite of passage enacted upon me by mother. My mom had no involvement. The screening happened at my friend Julie’s house. We liked to hang out there and [...]

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• Why You Should Be Angry That Sue Simmons Was Fired

  2 Comments »Posted in Cake & IcingMar 8, 2012

  

  I have always had a long-standing love hate relationship with the anchors of the local network news. In that, I love to hate them. My point of view isn’t an uncommon one – lots of folks roll their eyes at the local weather dude or scoff at the cheese factor of the filler human interest [...]

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• Cream Cheese Hates TV, Tila Tequila In Rehab, Fiona Apple’s New Album

  No comments yetPosted in Prime GossipMar 8, 2012

  

  In a classic case of knowing your buyer, Philadelphia Cream Cheese has bowed down to the doubtlessly butter-wouldn’t-melt undercuts of Southern gentlewomen who were incensed to see their favorite creamed cheese being advertised on the new show GCB (Good Christian Bitches) based on the eponymous novel. I’ll be honest, half the reason I’m reporting on [...]

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• Ringer: Machado’s Heart Is Revealed, Siobhan Clutches At Straws, And Someone Is A Murderer

  2 Comments »Posted in RingerMar 7, 2012

  

    Somewhere in Russia, Juliet is on a train. Out of the corner of her eye, across the compartment, she spies her mother, resplendent in furs so blue they give off an air as arctic as the one they were designed to banish. She suppresses and shiver and contemplates the barren landscape unrolling in an [...]

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• Remember When I Was In A Movie And Also Strip Searched?

  2 Comments »Posted in Cake & IcingMar 7, 2012

  

    When I was 19 I was a featured extra in a movie that typically airs at 1am on Lifetime. It was hugely glamorous. I spent most of my time avoiding looking directly into Sean Young’s eyes while wearing an over-sized pastel smock and matching scrunchie. The fact that I’d even made it to the [...]

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• Backstreet Boy Theft Victim, Sting Sexes Styler Publicly, Lohan Loves Terry

  No comments yetPosted in Prime GossipMar 7, 2012

  

    Brian Littrell, formerly of the Backstreet boys, recently filed a report with the police saying that while he and his wife were staying at a hotel they had over 120K worth of jewelry stolen and while this is a terrible thing, I kinda hope that the reporting officer was all, “Okay, this is easily [...]

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• Smash: Ivy Method Acts, Karen Smarmy and Anjelica Houston Should Have Been In Mummy

  No comments yetPosted in SmashMar 6, 2012

  

  What I love most about Smash is how I am 99% certain that Anjelica Houston just thinks she is starring in a documentary about herself. I bet at the end of every shooting day, she is genuinely puzzled when the crew packs up and she is all “No one desires to film my evening ablutions? [...]

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• Peter Gabriel Vetos Limbaugh, Marc Cherry Hit Woman, Elizabeth Berkley Having Baby

  No comments yetPosted in Prime GossipMar 6, 2012

  

    While she’ll always be Nomi to me – that or a crazed (and so scared scared) pep pill addict, Elizabeth Berkley is movin’ on y’all, and just announced that she and her husband are expecting their first kid. That is awesome. Mazel. [E!] This whole lawsuit between Nicolette Sheridan and Desperate Housewives‘ creator Marc [...]

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