The time is drawing closer – have you found your prince/ss yet? Have you SET YOUR DVRS? HAVE YOU FOUND THE VISAGE OF THE SOON TO BE MRS. PRINCE WILLIAM IN SOME FOOD YOU WERE EATING? In FemPop’s continuing coverage of all things royal, look at these doofuses trying to sell a jelly bean on [...]

Oh Man. Happy Monday to Me. Nicolas Cage was arrested on Friday (whaaat? How did I MISS this?) after what can essentially be summarized as an entire day and night of him wandering around, shoving people, and not knowing where he lived. Both tattoos and Dog the Bounty Hunter were involved, which means that this [...]

You have to be REALLY careful when you speak for you entire gender. Really you shouldn’t ever speak for you entire gender. Blanket statements are inherently bigoted because they roll EVERYONE into a category, whether those people belong or not. New York Times reviewer Gina Bellafante is learning that the hard way. In her not-very-nice [...]

  So Jane Curtin was on Oprah yesterday. She appeared alongside Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Dana Carvey and Chevy Chase. They chatted about SNL, I presume Fey plugged her new book (review incoming honest!), and then Jane Curtin straight up said John Belushi was a massive wang and horrible to women. Chase, not exactly known for [...]

When I first heard that Benicio Del Toro had knocked up Kimberly Stewart I thought something really uncharitable: That kid is going to be ugly. I then sat here thinking about Benicio Del Toro how was the 90s broke-down whisper of a dream that became the reality of Javier Bardem in the aughts. Then I [...]

  WHEW. ABC and Fox News have announced their plans for coverage of the wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. If you are dying to throw a Royal Wedding party then here’s what you need to know. Coverage on both ABC (which is free) and Fox News (which is not) starts at 3 AM [...]

When last we checked in with everyone’s favorite redhead (sorry, Rebecca Jane’s sister!), Lindsay “no but really just call me Lindsay” Lohan, I had expressed some concern upon hearing she was going to play Sharon Tate to her director’s Charles Manson. BUT DON’T WORRY ABOUT LILO YOU GUYS! TMZ is reporting that Tara Reid For [...]

Seldom has a uterus caused this much commotion. I mean, a uterus full of baby always causes commotion, but typically only for the broads responsible for pooping them out. That’s how it works, right? BUT I DIGRESS: Tina Fey is pregnant with her second child! She publicly discussed her thoughts on having a second kiddo in an essay [...]

    At this year’s Oscar ceremony we finally learned what it would be like if a hipster hosted the Oscars. It would be boring as hell. Thanks James Franco! Irony and anti-humor, staples of the hipster, can only take you so far. They cannot take you through a four-hour ceremony. Meanwhile, Anne Hathaway was [...]

T-Minus 24 days until the royal wedding, y’all! That means a little under a month to successfully stalk, seduce, and go all Wally Simp on Prince William’s ass. You can do it. I believe in you. Here – I bought you some Peach Schnapps. Also Goldschläger. You swirl them around and then drink it real fast while trying to resist [...]