Ugh. Tom Cruise has said that he’s going to be in a Top Gun sequel. I will give you all exactly five minutes to belt out Highway To The Danger Zone and then an additional five to call each other Iceman but then we are moving on and never speaking of this again. Okay? Okay. [...]

Joining us for her third installment – the inestimable Miss Edna, who wanted me to let you know that regardless of your star sign, she is pretty sure you’ll have no problem finding a floral print ankle length dress for Sundays at a reasonable cost if you just spend the time necessary at the Dress [...]

I am well-aware of the fact that I have led a pretty privileged life. While not raised by rich people, I was raised by two parents who were (and are) happily married, I never wanted for anything, I had good friends, and brothers and a sister who really anchored (and continue to anchor) my universe. [...]

  Alec Baldwin apparently got kicked off a plane for refusing to stop playing Words With Friends. And fair enough, those triple words squares are a total bitch man. In other news I beat Alec Baldwin at Words With Friends. [Source - USA Today] Funny girl who is also sexy (SHOCK AND HORROR) Kristen Wiig [...]

  There is something unspeakably reassuring about the formula of the reality-based competitions perfected by Networks like Bravo. In life, there’s only so much we have control over, so to turn on a show and know, without a doubt that you’re going to get a quickfire challenge, followed by an elimination challenge, followed by a [...]

Back by popular demand, Miss Edna returns with her omens, portents, and love of a quick game of canasta. Keep your feedback coming. Miss Edna’s employment is strictly on a trial basis – your criticism could make or break the five dollar allowance we bestow upon her.       Aries (March 21-April 19th): Today [...]

  Rosie O’Donnell is marrying the lady she met in Starbucks four months ago. A lot of media coverage has been all “Oh lesbians, what with their U-Hauling tendencies, chortle!” but I’m sort of like. “Uhhhhh it might be insane for them to be getting married. I’ve been friends with people for YEARS and I [...]

FemPop is pleased to present WRITTEN IN THE STARS YOU GUYS, daily horoscope readings prepared by Miss Edna Francis, a resident of the Little Park Home For  Physically Active Seniors.* I had read on a messageboard for late in life virgins that Miss Edna – the oldest virgin of us all and messageboard moderator – [...]

  Gross. The red tomato (lame) Shaun White has been leaked being hell of naked in some photographs. Excuse me, I need to go rapidly update my list of People I never wanted to see naked: Olympic edition. Keep on matching the carpet with drapes Shaun. I do not believe snowboarding is a real sport. [...]

  Britney Spears is 30 now, and Tori Amos is 48. Go to the bathroom. Look at your face. Are you  older today  than you were yesterday? Buy night creams. Forget you own them. Promise yourself you’ll quit smoking. Tomorrow you’ll have three children and a paunch you don’t recognize. Life is short. Eat a [...]