Kris Humphries, who dreamed last night he was married to Kim Kardashian again (dollar if you can name that literary allusion, chochacos.), is now trying to get that ish annulled. And fair enough, right? His reason? LOVE FRAUD. Coincidentally, this is also the name of the single he’s got dropping next week. [Source - [...]

Before reading this article, please note that I tend to write from my personal perspective. Like any one particular person, this can make for a shortsighted scope. That said, what follows are my thoughts about the socio-political ramifications of how white women treat their hair, since I’ve got the hair of a white woman. With [...]

Tori Spelling’s husband (Who reminds me of this guy I know, but I would never tell him that for fear of the punching – it’s a compliment, seriously. He seems cool.) accidentally tweeted a picture of her boobs. Straight up boobs, dawg. He took the picture down, but the internet does not work that way [...]

Anne Hathaway is getting married to some guy named Adam. He seems pretty cute, in an eighth grade way. You know what I mean. I bet you ten bucks he used to frost his tips and wear the hell out of some Oakleys. Also his dad was probably a Chiropractor. JIMMY MOROLA CALL ME. I [...]

  The lady who is most recently dating George Clooney and who used to be a wrestler (Stacey Keibler) called Clooney  her “bf” on facebook, and declared that “it must be love” because he took her to see a sporting event even though he hated the team and also had had elbow surgery. If I [...]

      When I read that Kristen Wiig had been named GQ’s – that bastion of gender sensitivity – ‘Bro of the Year’ my brain went, ‘I Can’t Even.’ Before you crack your knuckles and get to defending Wiig, let me clarify – I love Kristen Wiig, I think she’s funny hell, and a [...]

  Everybody’s being all “Demi Moore is a secret bisexual!” when looking for reasons why her marriage ended, which, kind of fuck you everyone? Because don’t you think if some lady had been banging Demi on the sly we would’ve heard about it by now? And don’t use the “They could buy her off!” argument, [...]

  Ha ha, man. I mostly do not care about when Lady Gaga gossip ‘breaks’, but you guys, she has been having a week of doing things solely to entertain me, Becca Stokes. Thing The First: She has to pee in trash cans when she is all Gaga-ed up in her performance outfits. I just [...]

The woman who ushered in the age of the cougar and the man who ran Punk’d have announced their plans to divorce. Rumors of Ashton’s infidelity broke about a month ago, and were quickly matched with tales of Demi’s food issues and drug use. To be fair, I’d probably hit up the drugs and stop [...]

  Cameron Diaz is apparently either boinking or seriously dating Mr. Sean Combs. You know, Sharon Osbourne once commented on Dids, being all, I bet he smells good, and you know what guys I bet he does. And I bet that she does as well. I bet together they smell really, really amazing – like [...]