I don’t watch The X-Factor because reality competition-based shows make me nervous and also because I once had a dream where Leona Lewis turned into a lion and tried to kill my family. But if you do watch The X-Factor you might be intrigued to hear that Janet (Miss Jackson if you’re, you know…) Jackson [...]

  Kim Kardashian, you and your family are not having an ideal week. Just a general note to anyone who plans on getting married in a high profile wedding and then quickly divorcing amid claims that your marriage was fake – do not ever say that the next time you get married it will be [...]

Doing nothing to encourage America that their clan is reliable, mature, or trustworthy, Kardashian sibs Kylie and Kendall Jenner took a break from promoting something to bemoan their lost Chihuahua, Dolce. They loaned him to a friend who lost him. Yeah. Your friends are the worst, Jenners. Also – WHO LOSES A DOG? IT IS [...]

Dude, Martha Stewart’s life has straight up not been easy. Remember when her dog was tragically killed in a fire? No? WELL THAT HAPPENED. But because she is Martha and not one of silly mortals, everything is comin’ up Stewart and her new dog Ghengis Khan II (Yes. Seriously.) won a ribbon for best in [...]

  In light of the passing of Whitney Houston this weekend, and the glut of gossip items still breaking, today’s Prime Gossip’s are all Houston related. We will amend the items below with further details as the story is updated. TMZ is reporting that the LA County Coroner’s office told Houston’s family that the amount [...]

I am glad that Parminder Nagra is on Alcatraz now because is she wasn’t I would have been forced to be like “She finally took her marriage off of life support,” or “Her marriage fell victim to the off sides rule,” in a bid to make a tie in to one of her other noteworthy [...]

When I was born, my parents totally tried to trademark my name because one day they knew that Becca would be as synonymous with Cher. Ha ha, naw. But imagining my dad loudly and angrily insisting that I am my generation’s Cher has brought me great amusement. Lucky for Blue Ivy Carter,  her folks Jay-Z [...]

Everything is fluid (ew) for the cast of the Jersey Shore – sexuality included. The queen of small and crazed and the best dancer in the whole crew (#realtalk) Snooki sat down with HuffPo and was all “The Situation is gay! I, myself, have made out with ladies and possibly finger blasted them!” This is [...]

 Okay. So. My dreams are potentially being fulfilled, with The Vampire Diaries writers’ taking a keen interest in the fans SQUEEING OUT over the possibility of Klaus and Caroline hooking up. You guys it would be basically the best. I want this to happen. Crossing fingers, toes, and…labia? [E!] Last night I made a grilled [...]

I am dropping the ball – WHO AM I? WELKER? HERNANDEZ? HA HA HA PATRIOTS HUMOR – as a gossip writer I guess because I had no idea, like, zero clue that rumors were flying that Katy Perry and Tim Tebow were bumpin’ uglies. Katy Perry, in a bid to fuck with all of us [...]