1.) Ashton stepping out on Demi Moore? There are rumors currently brewing that some lady banged him and now she’s getting a lawyer which has everyone being like – ‘The Marriage Is A Sham!’ which, whatever, she probably just realized she was married to Kelso slash a guy who thought it was a good idea [...]

  1.) Ellen Degeneres had a ticker scare yesterday! And I felt responsible! Because I recently saw a photograph of her and quietly thought, ‘She just doesn’t look….vibrant.” And then! The next day! A commercial she was starring in came on! A fact that is itself unremarkable! Except for that my friend went, “Ellen looks [...]

1.) The greatest romantic of our time Justin Beiber took Selena Gomez on a date by themselves at the Staples Center.  Apparently he was inspired to take this romantic step having watched the classic Casablanca. I mean, Mr. Deeds. Adam Sandler is the Bogart of today which makes Justin Bieber the Gene Kelly of tomorrow. [...]

1.) Lindsay Lohan was really rude to the wife of the man she’s dating I guess? Everything about that makes me kindof queasy and embarrassed for her. Also I hear through my close personal friend the internet that she is also not gonna finish her community service on time and and and and I shouldn’t [...]

1.) Minka Kelly’s ass got slapped and it was NOT Big Tim Riggins doin’ the whalloping! A Charlie’s Angels crew member did the whacking! The story started out hilariously – he’d done it while holding a hundie, and then she’d slapped him back across the face. But what actually happened is a lot more awesome – he [...]

1.) Halle Berry’s foot is broken now. She broke it in Spain doing something, probably fighting crime or fleeing her crazed and vaguely racist baby daddy. (TOO SOON?) Anyway now that she is hobbled even if you are portly you should have no problem chasing her to get an autograph. FemPop does not condone chasing [...]

  Prime Gossip: FemPop chronicles 3 top gossip items in an effort to immortalize the decline of civilization as we know it. YOU ARE WELCOME SOCIETY! 　   1.) Ian Somerhalder has a penis elephant. This is a legitimate news item of the highest order. THE HIGHEST ORDER, I SAY. Actually what happened was, on [...]

Prime Gossip : FemPop chronicles 3 top gossip items in an effort to immortalize the decline of civilization as we know it. YOU ARE WELCOME SOCIETY! 1.) Xander Dane. That is what January Jones named her newly born child. So he can star in incest pornography. With her. Because of how their names sound like [...]

  Prime Gossip: FemPop chronicles 3 top gossip items in an effort to immortalize the decline of civilization as we know it. YOU ARE WELCOME SOCIETY! 　   1.) Mila Kunis hacked! In this continuing scandal of naked boobs and bottoms, Kunis is but the latest victim in the phone hacking scam ROCKING THE NATION [...]

  Prime Gossip: FemPop chronicles 3 top gossip items in an effort to immortalize the decline of civilization as we know it. YOU ARE WELCOME SOCIETY! 　   1.) Remember Michaele Salahi? She is the blonder, more-lady looking half of the White House Wedding Crashers. Her husband – the absolutely and quite clinically insane Tareq [...]