When I found out yesterday that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split after two kids and fourteen years of dating, I was real bummed about it, so bummed I could not lift fingers to keyboard here and write about it. But then I told some friends of mine who have been dating for [...]

  I think paparazzi cross the line pretty much on a regular basis. I also think it’s super bad reporting to be, say, The New York Daily News, and run a headline line “Alec Baldwin Punches New York Daily News Reporter” where you interview the photographer in your employ and do not run any photos [...]

  In Touch Magazine is reporting that Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are expecting their second kid, Catelyn is all ‘Uh no, I’m not, I’m 20 and want to finish school.’ Once again making us considering the irony of the fact that the only couple of the show probably capable of successfully raising a child [...]

Tom Cruise claims that his daughter, Suri (Child Of Legend), was scared of him when she saw him wearing makeup and nail polish for his role in Rock of Ages. Here is where I could make a very easy joke about how this is probably not true, as he is makeup and polish at home [...]

It is a well-known fact on this blog that Blake Lively once stole a Panettone that was meant for me. She went home and doubtlessly feasted on this free gift of sweet Italian fruit bread, while I wept and ate stale Triscuits and wailed about never getting to Moscow. There is no god. Well Lively [...]

  Once, a long, long time ago, I witness our Editor In Chief Alex somehow talk Danica McKellar of the Wonder Years into letting Alex take the limo meant for the starlet, while Winnie drove herself home in Alex’s car. Those happy days are gone, and now Danica is getting divorced. I think her soon-to-be [...]

  Karl Lagerfeld has a white Siamese kitten named Choupette and this cat uses an iPad, has a morning AND evening maid, and eats dinner at the table with Karl. I wish I were capable of sneering at this, but you guys I kind of adore Uncle K – as has been well documented. Additionally, [...]

  Ugh, whatever Madonna. I’m giving her exactly what she wants by even covering this – she put a swastika up on a screen…on the forehead of a French politico who has been accused on antisemitism. So she s trying to combat hate by reminding us all of hate. Which is dumb. But she is [...]

  Poor Brooke Mueller. You know what probably doesn’t make recovering from her addiction to crack any easier? Us all talking about her steps forward and her stumbles back. That’s right. I managed to both report on her return to rehab AND be self-righteous – top that. [E!] This teacher in Malibu smacked a forgetful [...]

  Ohhhh man the awkward. Martin Short was on Today and Kathie Lee was all “How is your wife? She is the best. I love her. You guys have the most perfect marriage in Hollywood. You have loved her with the passion of a true soul mate for so many years!” and everyone in American [...]