NOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM A FOOL! I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT THE HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS ALREADY STARTED (IS OVER POSSIBLY?) AND IT IS APPARENTLY BUSTING ALL SORTS OF RECORDS FOR NUMBERS AND ALSO AWESOME! NONE OF THIS IS SURPRISING! I LOVE YOU PAXTON! COSTNER YOU ARE OKAY AND KIND OF ATTRACTIVE IN A TOTALLY BEST-FRIEND’S-DAD KIND OF [...]

I kind of feel like if someone has been successfully stalking you for over a decade, the time has come to just be like “Okay, so I will buy you a house and we can hang out sometimes but you have to agree not to kill me and eat my hair.” Jeff Goldblum does not [...]

  Snooki from the show about the people drinking beer in New Jersey is having a baby boy. She wanted a girl, but has no immediate plans to kill this male child upon birth, at least not by the time we went to print. [E!] Yesterday we talked about Priscilla Chan’s sensible wedding dress, today [...]

  Bad news for people who like wicked hairstyles, real-life crime television, and a soupcon of hate-speak – Dog the Bounty Hunter is going off the air! Remember that episode of South Park where they spoof that show? And Cartman sings the theme? That is a pretty good one. “I HATE HAWAII!” Yells a friend [...]

  Every once in a while there is a photo taken of Nicolas Cage, and his hair doesn’t look sentient, and the glimmer of crazy that characterizes him seems to vanish, and all you see is the ghost of a sad, tired man, maybe who looks a little like you dad, and that my friends, [...]

In what is truly the most devastating news I have heard in weeks, that story that was circulating yesterday about how Michael Caine fell asleep in his dressing room and got locked in over night in completely false. Which is a pity, because that shit is hilarious to me. Thankfully what makes it even funnier [...]

I can’t even with this story! I love a lot of things about Charlize Theron. Fact: when I get home after work I absolutely strip off all my work clothes while strutting a la her Dior ad. I love it when she recently saluted Fassbender’s wang. I love her even more now that I learned [...]

Ohhhh my god I am tired and do not in any way desire to scrape up the depths of Hollywood’s underbelly. Did you know that Jay-Z thinks it is okay that the president endorsed gay marriage? Oh what’s that you say? That it is backwards that we need an overtly charismatic and hunky hip hop [...]

The last episode of Desperate Housewives happened. Remember when that show was a huge thing? And everyone was all, TERI HATCHER I LOVE YOU! And then Alex re-watched all of Lois and Clark in celebration? Yeah. That happened. [E!] Ha ha ha ha, oh my god. So the Mystic Grill?  Located in imaginary Mystic Falls, [...]

  Just when I thought I couldn’t love Karl Lagerfeld anymore, he goes and makes Brad Pitt the face of Chanel No. 5. Now, if they shoot a commercial with my mom and Brad Pitt waltzing and discussing their shared passion for said aroma, I could die a happy woman. [People] FOX TV and fans [...]