I don’t think I could be friends in a real and lasting way with anyone who could not recognize – and sincerely – the raw sex that is Steve Buscemi. The guy is a grade A character actor, right? You don’t have to be a Fargo lovin’, Ghost World appreciatin’, Reservoir Dogs quotin’ film school [...]

It has come to my attention that maybe Sexy Sunday and other things on the site are geared towards objectifying men and not women. But I want you to know that I’m an equal opportunist and I objectify EVERYONE. Can I still get mad when dudes objectify women? Heck yes. I’m entitled to any and [...]

The first time I saw him he was a widowed father of two risking honor and limbs to help a childhood friend turned abused housewife. Also he was a samurai. Because it was a samurai movie. After that he had a bout of being in American movies that weren’t very good: I watched them and [...]

Guys I have a serious problem. My number one sexy Sunday pic? Brad Dourif. That man’s talent makes my loins BURN. We’re talking fire all UP in the nethers. When he’s on tv he has my attention. Even when he’s in a crummy episode of Voyager or playing a creepy perv in Aliens Resurrection.   [...]

Ah Hamilton. You grace our currency and our hearts. Secretary of the treasury, bad-ass boy from the Caribbean.  His home life = totally effed – he was born out of wedlock, foo’! And he made that shit work! Because he was a bastard, they wouldn’t let him study in real schools! Bitch had to get [...]

Elf. That’s when I first saw her. My someday-girlfriend. My to-be-betrothed. The would-be future mother of my children. Her name is Zooey Deschanel, and she’s my pending girl. Just look at those big, blue eyes. Her narrow, pouty lips. Her thick, satin blanket of hair, swerving down her forehead and resting, tucked behind her ear, [...]