This isn’t a Star Trek spoof for a Star Trek lover (please see Galaxy Quest). This is a spoof of a spoof. It’s like the Russian nesting dolls of the general population’s expectations of Star Trek and Hollywood.

Chloë Grace Moretz doesn’t address the haters and naysayers opposed to her casting in the Carrie remake. She rips them apart in two minutes and thirty seconds.

That Rebecca and I like this movie and that we find it worth discussing and that we find ourselves actually defending Meyer and daring to call her a feminist is a testament to the strong guts of this polished turd.

Ellie Sattler may have not been the focus of Jurassic Park, but for one confused ten year old she was a shining example of feminism being respected and also being really awesome.

Naturally I cocked my head to the side when I read the news because isn’t she a fish with dementia? Is this going to be the harrowing journey of her friends trying to find her after she wandered off one too many times?

Will Emma Watson, a woman who is no stranger to acting in sausage-fest-tastic films, be able to temper the massive massive massive sausage fest that is This Is The End?

The international trailer for Kick Ass 2 features a focus on Hit Girls expanded story…also really attractive shirtless Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Just as Alex predicted, Pepper Potts is totally Rescue in Iron Man 3. Let the fan dance of joy commence.

Never have three actresses so thoroughly shat upon fan expectations. Fans have taken to Twitter–overwhelming the #worstmovieever tag with their disgust.

I know it’s easy to hate Michael Bay. His films are sexist, racist, and in the case of the Transformers franchise, absolutely atrocious filmmaking. But daaaang guys, he makes a pretty movie. Full of pretty people.