Crappy Caption Commentary
Sometimes words are not enough. Some times the only way to eloquently discuss and issue is with a crappy caption commentary.
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Crappy Caption Commentary: The Evil Queen, Cersei and The Scarlett Archetype
4 Comments »Posted in Crappy Caption CommentaryApr 3, 2012
By Alex Cranz
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This past Sunday my television exploded with two straight hours of fantasy goodness. Something I haven’t been able to enjoy since ye olden days when ABC was always making terrible miniseries with crappy CGI. And as I was sitting there queefing over all the nerdery on display I realized something. The South was rising again [...]
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Crappy Caption Commentary: Sean Bean Hates Life
No comments yetPosted in Crappy Caption CommentaryJun 15, 2011
By Alex Cranz
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THIS CRAPPY CAPTION COMMENTARY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE LATEST EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES. DON’T WEEP IF I RUIN IT FOR YOU. Sean Bean and Michelle Rodriguez could never make a movie together. It would start like this. And five minutes later the movie would be over. Like. Sean Bean. Why do you even appear [...]
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Crappy Caption Commentary | The Wang Archetype
3 Comments »Posted in Crappy Caption CommentaryMay 8, 2011
By Alex Cranz
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Okay Chuck broke some glass and the shrapnel cut Blair and the world is now righteously furious because it means he’s abusive. And yeah, saying an emotional and violent outburst is an act of love is kind of what abusive people do. It’s their hallmark. But Chuck Bass is a romantic hero. So that means [...]
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Crappy Caption Commentary | How to deal with Baby Bumps on TV
No comments yetPosted in Crappy Caption Commentary, TelevisionApr 1, 2011
By Alex Cranz
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Emily Deschanel is pregnant which means that her pregnancy will have to be incorporated into Bones some way. We here at FemPop are nothing if not helpful so we’ve decided to illustrate some of the best and worst ways she can rock that baby bump as the autistic bones genius. The most tried-and-true method of [...]
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Crappy Caption Commentary | Michelle Rodriguez
No comments yetPosted in Crappy Caption CommentaryMar 16, 2011
By Alex Cranz
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Whenever Michelle Rodriguez appears in a film I become Daniel Day Lewis standing under a waterfall. Last weekend I went to see Battle: LA. It wasn’t the best film. It took itself too seriously and was so jerky that it was difficult to tell the characters apart. It was also a big ol’ jarhead testosterone [...]

















