Beetlejuice Thicke

Re: Miley Cyrus Losing Her Damned Mind

She's singing "it's our party we can do what we want" and what she wants is to pantomime rimming her black back up dancer (who was also tossing out candy what?) while slapping her ass? If she were any more racist she would have gone to an after party catered by Paula Dean.
Remember Princess Calla? She was my hero back when I usually only worshiped dudes. Mainly because she got to fight and looked like Eilonwy from Black Cauldron.

Alicia Keys Croons The Gummi Bears Theme

That title kind of explains itself. Alicia Keys appeared on Jimmy Fallon and started singing and the audience was clearly like "huh, what is this song? It sounds vaguely familiar? Is this some lesser...